there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
third nipple confirmed
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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