these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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