office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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