im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
