if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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