sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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