She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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