I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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