Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This is my gift to your gina
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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