Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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