Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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