thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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