Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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