In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
