***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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