New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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