Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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