I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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