talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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