dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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