I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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