Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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