porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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