I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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