i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Randomize