brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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