very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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