do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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