Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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