forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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