yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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