I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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