who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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