Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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