Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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