if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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