just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You need a sexual gate keeper
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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