My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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