How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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