what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Alive.
So much puke
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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