His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
