so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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