haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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