also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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