Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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