so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
