I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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