At least make sure they are 18
Why
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
dude i'm inner monologue high
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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