as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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