D3 body, D1 cock
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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