I will die if light touches me.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
love makes seman taste better
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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