every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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