is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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