Rock
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Fuck
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The feeling are messing with the penis
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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