i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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