Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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